Backsides, Bums & Bottoms - If you're a teenager trapped in an adults body, you may enjoy pranking your coworker(s), neighbors and family with these stickers. Your recipients will be so preoccupied when they receive a sticker they’ll overlook that placing one on their property was WRONG. | No Ifs or Butts - These stickers should NEVER be placed on any items that you don’t own, such as a restaurant menu, your grandmothers recipe box, dads chain saw, your frenemies cell phone or your neighbors garden gnome. If, however, you embark on this misadventure, it will likely be a HUGE MISTAKE that you will REGRET FOR LIFE. | Cans & Keisters - Birthday parties, social events, or conferences are examples of other completely INAPPROPRIATE situations where you may decide to bring along a roll of our stickers. | Pink Rumps and Juicy Behinds - Our hot pink stickers are 1.5” x .375”and have rounded edges and sticky tabs. They will be easily noticed and appreciated, even though you should ONLY stick them on YOUR OWN property. | No Backend Messes - These stickers easily adhere and remain in place until they're peeled off. They're waterproof and won't leave any residue on whatever surface you'd stuck them to, which you should have NEVER done in the first place